
Memory Page Two
From Gary Vance
From Ron Norwood
An Interesting Story
This was well into the tenure of Jay Lawrence as KMPS AM/FM morning personality. Jay came to me and told me that the program director job at KLAC in Los Angeles was open and that I ought to apply. He was quite clear that if I got the job, he wanted me to take him with me – which at the time would have been O.K. with me. I sent a resume to KLAC with a cover letter of interest in the PD position. After that I frankly forgot all about it. About a week later, Jim Mc Govern calls me into his office and asks me if I am leaving the station for Los Angeles. I honestly and innocently tell him no. Several days later Charlye Parker tells me that a friend of hers on the sales staff at KLAC told her that they had hired Ron Norwood as their new PD. Don Langford later related to Lee Rogers and myself that KLAC had decided to hire me. The interesting part? I never interviewed. I never accepted the position. I never spoke to one person at KLAC. Shortly thereafter Metromedia (KLAC’s Owner) went on a different path, so it never happened.
Another Interesting Story
In 1984, John Winkle was convinced that KRPM was going to beat KMPS if we didn’t change our ways and our sound. At that time, we were running tested music, and the morning show on both stations. We were doing quite well. During this time "12 in a row" was coming out and John wanted to adopt the format. I disagreed for many reasons. First of all we were not a machine that was broken. Secondly, the format was a double-edged sword in that in the last quarter of the hour you dumped all the ads and promos. Listeners knew that they were going to be dumped on and left for another station. Also, most importantly, we sent a message that commercials were bad and that we had a little ghetto in our last quarter hour where everybody got dumped. If I were an astute advertiser, I would not want my spot dumped into the middle of a 5-6 minute stop set. This was screwing the people that paid our salary and then going on the air and saying that ads were bad! I guess the fact that I grew up with a father who was a radio sales manager; I was always concerned about how the station did for the clients. Here’s a little secret about radio that most people on the talent side ignore. Radio is an advertising medium.
Here’s the bottom line. If you are not concerned about how your clients (advertisers) are doing and how the station works for them, you are not doing your job.
Our first book into the new "12 in a row" was a disaster. We had like a 4.5 that set us back about 7-8 years. I was fired. I was not fired for the bad book, I was fired because I was tired and burned out. I had no idea what to do about the book. I’m sure that if I had come up with a new game plan, they would have gone with it. The problem was that I was clinically burned out and didn’t know it. You can’t spend eight years at the same station in a major market and not experience some burnout.
The same situation happened to me at KGA in Spokane. Had a bad book. I fired half the staff, redid the format and we bounced back to a 15.9 share persons 12+ and number 1 in the market. Remember Big Ed? Anyway, I’ve wanted that story out for some time. Whew! Yer Pee Dee, Ron.
From Bill Wolfenbarger
From Colleen Robbins:
I was hired by Ron Norwood as a part-timer in 1982, I was 22
years old. (a naive, snot-nosed kid - scared to death!) Fresh out of
college at WSU, having worked at the college station (all 16 watts), I was damn
brave. I was hired on full time evenings in February 1983 on KMPS-FM,
"Stereo 94", where we played "3 in a row". I moved to
middays and music director in 1985, KMPS-FM went to "12 in a row",
then I was shown the door in 1987 when EZ Communications bought the company.
I remember all the wonderful, experienced radio co-workers who taught me a thing
or two...Ed Dunaway and Jim Williams, both of whom DJ'ed the music at my
wedding, Jaye Albright- the BEST program director I EVER worked with- Phil
Harper and Ichabod Caine...a couple of the most relateable and humorous morning
guys I've heard, and Don Riggs-newsperson extraordinaire. Lisa Brooks!
I miss you and think you're great! Susan Falconer! One of my best
friends in radio back in the 80's, a compassionate gal who would do anything for
you. Becky Brenner! The hardest working woman in the radio biz! I
met my husband, Michael Cook, at KMPS when he was part-timing...we're still
together and have a wonderful son.
Here's a funny story that will go down in history at KMPS, and one that's never
been outdone in my 18 years of broadcasting:
APRIL FOOLS DAY...Ed Dunaway and Jim Williams decide to play a joke on Jack
Allen. They carefully peel off the cart label of "Rueben James",
by Kenny Rogers (on Jack's play list that night) and attach it to another cart.
On this new cart they record burp and fart noises. OK, funny enough to think
of Jack Allen airing that on KMPS-AM. But, NO...Jack doesn't play it, he
gives it to BECKY BRENNER over on KMPS-FM and SHE plays it on the air!! A
firing offense these days, but a GREAT LAUGH back in 1983 or '84, whenever...
I still have fits over that one.
And I still miss all you guys!
From Lee Rogers:
Well as one of the people who birthed KMPS in August of 1975, I have many
memories of the 8 years I spent doing afternoon drive at both Harbor Island and
the Pike Place Market studios. Some of them might be a little old
for many of you to remember but here goes.
I remember ..
1. Phil Harper never wore shoes to work. I'll
never forget the morning it snowed and when I came to work that morning there
were bare foot prints in the snow leading from Phil's car to the front door.
2. Roger Dale .. the original KMPS over-night host. (one
of the few KOL hold-overs) Anyone remember his Bob Wills
museum in the kitchen? Roger was a huge practical joker .. always
pulling pranks on every one. So we rigged a cart machine up in the
ceiling that was set on a timer to fire off 20 seconds after he turned off the
mic. It contained all these really spooky sounds and would come from a
different speaker each time. It scared the hell out of him. He was
carrying a butcher knife around with him when we came to work the next morning.
3. I remember the first time we kicked KAYO's ass.
4. 4 of the most enjoyable years of my life teaming up with Don
Riggs in the afternoons. We were essentially doing a morning show
from 3-7pm.
5. I remember when Gary Vance & I volunteered to switch
from the AM station to do country music in stereo on that FM signal.
Little did we know!!!!!
6. Art Lind .. the original mid-day personality.
Later died of heart disease.
7. The year they gave us all TVs and really cool stuff for
Christmas bonuses ??
8. All the nights at the Riverside Inn with Stampede Pass.
(my band)
9. Opening The Longhorn Bar & Grill with my partner Gerry
Andal.
10. Jim Mcgovern. One of the best GM's ever.
11. Rick Stewart .. the original KMPS Program Director.
12. Bob Kelly who almost made a career of being a KMPS part timer.
He is currently the all night personality at KUPL here in Portland.
13. How Kay Spilker could get just about anything she wanted by crying ..
14. How the night ratings went through the roof when Charlye Parker took
over.
15. The first years of the KMPS picnic in Silverdale. The stage was
a flat bed trailer.
16. My band playing for a KMPS remote at Southcenter Mall where we
introduced a pimply faced kid who played fiddle. Mark O'connor !!!
17. Gary Vance's bad hand !!!!! (ask him about it)
From Jack Allen (KMPS AM 7pm – mid. 1979 – 1984)
There were a lot of old rock n’ roll spirits hovering about the (formerly KOL) KMPS building on Harbor Island when I was hired in ’79 after a five year stint at KVI. I hadn’t been in that building since 1968. When I walked in there was country music blaring from the lobby speakers but the images of Lan Roberts, Dick Curtis, Robin Mitchell, B.R. Bradbury, Jeff Boeing, Bill Taylor, Bobby Simon and a bunch of other kegger rock n’ rollers were oozing from the walls. Wow. DejaVu.
Six months later the studios were relocated adjacent to the famous Pike Place Market. Lots of memories there. Among my favorites is this one:
The “on duty operators” were required to log remote control transmitter readings hourly for the AM and the FM. I was on AM and Miss Charley Parker was on FM. My intercom blared with a distressed Charlye shouting, “my meters have gone down”, meaning that FM could possibly be off the air. I replied, “do you have audio?”. She said, “yes”. I replied, “don’t worry about it Charlye, I have a First Class Operators Permit, I can fix anything.” After a pregnant pause she replied, “yeah, right.” So I retrieved my license from the wall, walked down the hall, opened the FM control room door and waved my license in the air near the meters. At that very moment the meters came back up. Charlye looked at the meters, looked at me and said, “Holy smoke!” Though I could hardly believe it myself I simply stated, “If you have any more problems, let me know” and I quietly closed the door and wandered back to the AM control room. As I’m hanging my license back on the wall the intercom blares, “How did you do that?” I pushed the talk button and said, “Don’t bother me Charlye, I’m trying to do a talk show here”.
From Brady Wright:
From Jim Williams (KMPS-AM, 10A-3P):
I came to KMPS-AM from WDVH in Gainesville, FL in the late 70's. Ron Norwood hired me to do the overnight air-talent slot at "Compass" for more money that I had been making as PD in Gainesville. I thought I had died and gone to heaven...large market and better pay! It didn't take long for me to realize that it costs a LOT more to live in Seattle than in Gainesville.
The station was operating at the AM transmitter site on Harbor Island at the time. The FM had just switched from automated "beautiful music" to country. FM radio was in the process of grabbing AM radio's audience and KMPS was the first FM to adopt the country format in the market. Phil Harper simulcast on AM and FM in the morning and we separated programming the rest of the day. I did the overnight for about three months before the mid-day guy (Art Lind) suffered a stroke. Ron put me in that day-part on a temporary basis and made it permanent a few months later. That's where I stayed for five years.
I remember when Charlye Parker and I were on the air one night and a female "admirer" of hers took a cab to the station to talk to her. Charlye didn't want anything to do with the woman who wouldn't take NO for an answer. The woman sent the cab away and started banging on the front door. When she figured out that we weren't going to let her in she proceeded to kick the glass out of the door. Charlye called the police but I seem to remember that the "admirer" was gone by the time they arrived.
In 1980 we moved to new digs on Western Avenue behind the Pike Place Market. Wow! All new studios and equipment, what a treat! We even treated ourselves to a "demolish the old studios" party once we were all moved. The Port of Seattle wanted the land for parking, so they were just going to tear the old building down anyway.
We used to do scads of remotes, mostly at car dealerships. I loved to do them because of the talent fees. One of the draws was free Hormel Wrangler Franks. I used to eat more than my share of them and even took the leftovers home from time to time. No wonder I'm fat and have a cholesterol count in the millions! At one point I must have had a few dozen packages of those things in my freezer. Haven't touched one in years, but they were darn good!
Ron bought his first computer and wrote a program to track music playlists. Eventually the station bought a PC and a program for that task. Before that happened we all got stacks of index cards before each air-shift, one for each song we had on our playlist for the day. I was Music Director and was dragged kicking and screaming into the digital age so I could print the daily playlists. Now I support networked PC's for a living. Thanks for getting me started in my current profession Ron!
Here's a brief bio on Charlye:
Charlye Parker was one of the pioneers for women in Radio.
In 1977, when KMPS was a brand new country station, the Program Director took a
big risk by making her the first woman on the air in Seattle.
A few years later, the first woman in a drive-time position.
To this day, he credits Charlye with being instrumental in making KMPS the power station that it was to become.
Charlye spent 11 years in Seattle.
She left the Pacific Northwest in 1988 to try her hand at programming KGHL/KIDX in Billings, Montana.
However, her lifelong dream had been Southern California radio and when
the door to KHAY opened in 1990, she
packed her bags.
Teamed with her idol, Jon Cowsill,
mornings on KHAY are Arbitron
Rated at an all time high. As
Charlye puts it, “I work with a
guy I love working with. He’s
always easy going with a positive
outlook on life.
He loves people. He loves
radio. Jon is an adventure. I
never know from day to day what road he is going to take us down.
Most mornings I can’t stop laughing at his goofy antics.
We meet the world’s most wonderful people.
Then at the end of the week somebody hands me a paycheck and says,
‘Here’s a bunch of money for having a whole lot of fun this week.’
Go figure!”
News from Jaye Albright:
May 29, 2001
Sacramento radio pioneer Manning P. Slater, the "MPS" of KMPS, died
last week at age 83. Tom Taylor, M Street Daily editor, reports:
"In 1959 Slater bought then-Stockton-licensed KGDM (1140) and convinced the
FCC to let him move the towers halfway to Sacramento and re-license it to the
state capitol as KRAK. He made it the market's first all-country station.
Most country stations that played any country at all in the early 60's played it
only in blocks."
He later purchased the frequencies that became KMPS AM & FM and during that
time, KMPS PD Ron Norwood was named national PD for "Hercules
Broadcasting."
In 1978, Slater sold his stations in Sacramento, Seattle and Hawaii to the
Boston Globe, Affiliated Publications.
As someone who was working for KUZZ, Bakersfield, CA., in the early 70's ..
Manning Slater, Jay Hoffer (the original KRAK PD), Don Langford and Ron Norwood
were my heroes and I very much admired their great radio stations.
It was an amazing development and a personal thrill that I ended up succeeding
Ron at KMPS and had the opportunity to work with Don during that time.
From Lisa Brooks:
I joined the staff of KMPS in September of 1983, and I
remember saying "Thank You" out loud every morning as I drove on the
upper deck of the Alaskan Way Viaduct headed to work. I couldn't believe I
got to talk to this beautiful city every day!!!
Some of my favorite memories include reaping the fringe benefits of having to
tape Longacres stretch race calls every weekend when we had weekend news.
I got to know the names of the winning jockeys and horses so well, that I
cleaned up at the track on several occasions! --never bet more than $3
though. ("and down the lane they come....) Who can forget that
scratchy voice???
The KMPS Newsroom was located between the AM and FM air studios, and we could
push a button on the control board to speak to the DJ's in each room. Ed
Dunaway LOVED to push the button in his studio to sing along with the music into
the newsroom on unexpected occasions. I can't tell you how many typos he
was responsible for! Jim Williams had a penchant for sitting on the floor
of his studio, so I couldn't see him, and SLOWWLLY peering over his control
board into the newsroom. Jim! Sometimes it was funny...but other
times, it was scary...especially when I was trying to concentrate on writing
news copy.
Remember how Bob Beran loved to lean against the door jamb of the newsroom,
scratching his back like a bear against a tree?
And how could any KMPS female employee live without Don Riggs' hugs? In
this era of sexual harassment, it's not politically correct to have fond
memories of them...but I couldn't wait to get a hug from Don every day!
And, while we're on the subject of Don Riggs...nobody was the master of the 2
line news story like Don. Information, commentary and humor in 15 words!
When I got to spend about a year on the morning show with Ichabod and Don, we
took the show to the Bellevue McDonald's to celebrate Don's 50th birthday.
What a party! And, remember the time we went to a mall to give away a trip
to Hawaii? The catch was that the listener had to be ready to pack
and leave that morning! We had tons of people waiting to get out of town.
Becky Brenner had so much energy! She did everything at the station from
promotions to air work to softball to remote broadcasts...and did everything
well. I always wished I was more like her.
How many years did they run that "Dan Fast Muffler Man"
spot..."Do you know the muffler man...the muffler man..."
Finally...fond remembrances of Abbi Kaplan, one of the hardest working, smartest
news women I have had the privilege of working with and our long friendship.
I learned so much about interviewing and street reporting from her. And I
continue to learn life lessons from her example.